Lyrics
I bet you’re still causing bar fights with those suede boots up over your knees
I bet when the ugly lights come up you still can’t find your keys
I’ll bet your still taking selfies of your leg day at the gym
Bet you still get more “likes” than me and have a lot less real friends
But hey, guess what?
It’s not my problem
‘Cause you found someone new
Then he found out your crazy
Now he’s leavin’ you for the next in line
You keep callin’ me looking for a familiar solution
But hey, guess what?
It’s not my problem
Bet you’re keepin’ your options open
I’ll bet you’re still telling little white lies
I bet when you’re out with someone else
Your phone still mysteriously dies
Buy hey, guess what?
It’s not my problem
Not anymore
‘Cause you found someone new
Then he found out your crazy
Now he’s leavin’ you for the next in line
You keep texting me ‘cause you’re running out of drama
But hey, guess what?
It’s not my problem
No more gettin’ caught up in your gossip
Or your rhinestone belly chain
No more reading through all of your emojis
Tryin’ to figure out what they mean
‘Cause I found someone new
And she loves me like crazy
She’s nothin’ like you and that ain’t no lie
The say you lost your phone
And you can’t find my number
Well hey, guess what?
It’s not my problem
Said hey, guess what?
Not my problem